Dean James III% AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS –
Every now and then America’s Freedom Fighters likes to take a break from the every day problems we all deal with when it comes to the troubles our country and world are facing and like they say, ‘Laughter is GOOD MEDICINE!’ We hope you enjoy!
Home remedies have been around for a long, long time and many of them are very effective. Here is a short list of remedies that you might NOT want to consider! LOL-ENJOY!!!
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat – use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer though!
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!
Ha ha! We hope you enjoyed this!!!
(H/T Herald Sun)
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Dean James III% AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS
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