23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

September 13th, 2022

Awake Goy

Brought to you by: PublicSq.

According to Kamala Harris, America’s southern border is totally secure! Whew–that’s great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.

Your grandma’s computer password
Trump’s safe in Mar-A-Lago
Epstein’s prison cell
Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
An unlocked car in Chicago
Your daughter’s hair around Joe Biden
Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
Trusting in works for salvation
Rings of Power Season 2
The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
Ashley Biden’s diary
The word of a Spaniard
Hunter’s laptop
Elections in Philadelphia
Ben and J-Lo’s marriage
German gas prices
California’s electric grid
Your lunch in the break room fridge
A cheeseburger in front of your mom
A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
Big tech’s handling of your data
Your 401k
Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world

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